"Divorcement Anxiety"

So, how many affidavits does it take to get rid of a jerk? If my granddaughter calls me one more time and tells me she needs another affidavit filled out, I think I will scream!  And all these court appearances, I'm on a first name basis with the "Judge" for Pete's sake. I'm still trying to recover from the cost of getting rid of the first jerk.  What is it with these men?  Don't get me wrong; I know my granddaughter isn't perfect, after all she has some of my genes.  I'm just trying to figure out where these guy's genes came from.  And these lawyer's, nobodies credentials are worth a four thousand dollar retainer fee.  We just want some good representation, not stock in the law firm.  You may ask, "Is this a criminal lawyer?" Well, aren't they all criminals!  When they sleep at night I bet, "Visions of dollar signs dance in their heads!"  But, let me get back to the second jerk.  He needs prayer.  He needs a lot of prayer.  He needs deliverance from a lot of baggage and junk.  Guess what?  I don't drive a delivery truck and I don't own a junk yard.  I can say, after all the money my husband and I have invested in these marriages, we could easily have purchased several "Mayflower" moving vans.  The things you do for your kids.....grand kids.....and great-grand kids.....and the list goes on.  When the gavel hits the desk, and the judge says, "You are free", my song will be, "Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow"!